So today while shuffling cigarettes across the counter and whisking Hurricane 40's into their brown paper sanctuaries, I endured yet another hilarious t-shirt moment.
A very large man makes his way up to me with a very clever shirt on that reads, "fat people are harder to kidnap." Now as you may have noticed, I am never reluctant to be sharp tongued or an incredible smart ass, but with this particular material I struggled. I struggled because the only thing I could think of the entire time this particular garment was in my line of sight was: 'That is so fucking true...they really have to be harder to kidnap.'
Well played fat man. Well played.