So today while shuffling cigarettes across the counter and whisking Hurricane 40's into their brown paper sanctuaries, I endured yet another hilarious t-shirt moment.
A very large man makes his way up to me with a very clever shirt on that reads, "fat people are harder to kidnap." Now as you may have noticed, I am never reluctant to be sharp tongued or an incredible smart ass, but with this particular material I struggled. I struggled because the only thing I could think of the entire time this particular garment was in my line of sight was: 'That is so fucking true...they really have to be harder to kidnap.'
Well played fat man. Well played.
3 comments:
hahahahahahaha
omg only you Tony
only you would find these AMAZING tshirts
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Haha..wonderful...
i cant believe youve never heard that before!
i saw that as a bumper sticker on the back of this big green van and it made me think that that van kidnapped fat people, bc it was super sketchy lik the vans you see on the news that abduct little children.
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